Gorakhpur Mein Shatavari Aur Thalassery Ka Hangama
Published on HivePostify by @ailhaseeb · Fri Sep 04 2026
Gorakhpur ke sabse mashhoor bazaar mein Zaid aur Usama ek purani jadibooti aur khane ki dokan ke samne khade the. Zaid ke haath mein phone tha aur wo vlogging kar raha tha.
"Dosto! Aaj hum Gorakhpur ke mashhoor aur chalak aadmi—Ramesh Uncle ki dokan par aaye hain!" Zaid ne camera ke samne excited ho kar kaha.
Ramesh Uncle ne apni moochon par haath pherte hue kaha, "Aey blogger beta! Agar tumhari video se meri dokan mashhoor ho gayi, toh main tumhen Kerala ki mashhoor Thalassery Biryani khilaunga, aur sath mein taqat ki special Shatavari ki chai bhi pilaunga!"
Usama ne Zaid ke kaan mein kaha, "Abe Zaid, Shatavari toh ek desi jadi-booti hoti hai aur Thalassery Biryani South India ki! Is chalak aadmi par bharosa mat kar."
Lekin Zaid ne roab dikhane ke chakkar mein camera on kiya aur bola, "Ramesh Uncle! Pehle mujhe wo Shatavari ki chai pilao, phir main aisi video banaunga ki poora Gorakhpur yahan line laga dega!"
Ramesh Uncle ne muskura kar ek kaala sa ghol Zaid ki taraf badha diya. Zaid ne ek hi ghoont mein poori chai peeli.
Agley hi second Zaid ki aankhein bahar aane lagin! Shatavari ki chai itni kadwi aur teekhi thi ki Zaid ki aawaz hi band ho gayi. Wo gala pakad kar bazaar mein naachne laga, "Ayyy... thanda paani... koi thanda paani lao!"
Ramesh Uncle ne hanste hue Thalassery Biryani ka ek bada sa bowl aage kar diya, "Beta! Kadwaahat mitani hai toh yeh teekhi Thalassery Biryani khao!"
Zaid ne bina soche samjhe biryani ka chammach mooh mein daal liya. Ab kadwaahat ke sath teekhi mirchi ka aisa dhamaka hua ki Zaid seedha dokan ke bahar lage paani ke nal ki taraf bhaga aur poori balti mooh par daal li.
Usama zor-zor se hansne laga, "Blogger bhai! Thalassery Biryani aur Shatavari ke chakkar mein tera vlog toh nahi bana, par Gorakhpur mein tera comedy show zaroor ban gaya!"
Zaid aur Usama sharmande ho kar hansne lage. Kahani yahin khatm hui, par Zaid ko samajh aa gaya ki Gorakhpur ke chalak Ramesh Uncle ki kisi baat mein nahi aana chahiye!