ctrpch (@ctrpch)
I'm a Hive Witness, dedicated to supporting the platform. I work as a software developer and sysadmin. My focus is on promoting Hive and Splinterlands to a wider audience.
HPUD 700.504 HIVE Powered Up
Another month, another HPUD. No regular posting from me this time around. I've been quiet on the writing front. But the stack still grew anyway. 700.504 HIVE powered up today. Not a single satoshi ...
Power Up Day 292.388 Hive and Still Here
Another Power Up Day, Another Small Stack It's that time of the month again. Power Up Day has rolled around, and this month my contribution is a modest 292.388 Hive. Not the biggest power up you'll...
Another HPUD 694.647 HIVE and Zero Exit Plans
Another month, another HPUD. 694.647 HIVE powered up. That decimal is doing a lot of heavy lifting, yes I counted the dust, no I will not be taking questions. The vibes right now are, let's be hone...
HPUD 266 HIVE and a Ziplock Bag of Coins
https://i.imgur.com/fkQ20F6.jpeg Happy HPUD, you magnificent degenerates. Today I powered up 266 HIVE. Not 2660. Not the fat stack I threw down in months past. Two hundred and sixty-six. A number s...
HPUD 1891 HIVE Powered Up While Petrol Prices Try to Drain My Wallet
I’m sitting here looking at the numbers, and honestly, it’s been one of those months where the "real world" and the "crypto world" are both trying to see who can be more annoying. I maintained my u...
Walking the Talk My 3,245 Hive Power Up and the Road to 300k
Yo! It’s that time of the month again. You know the drill. The first of the month rolls around, and suddenly everyone on the feed is talking about "Powering Up." It’s Hive Power Up Day (HPUD), the ...
Second Power Up Day of 2026: Staying the Course When Markets Test Your Resolve
Look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat this one. January 2026 has been, rough. The entire crypto market is bleeding red, Hive included, and yeah, it's taken a toll on my enthusiasm for posting. There, I sai...
First Power Up of the Year Scraping the Barrel for 250k
The first Hive Power Up Day (HPUD) of the new year is always a bit of a weird one. We just came off the holidays, everyone is completely tapped out from buying gifts (or just surviving the inflatio...
The $1.3 Trillion Time Bomb Nobody's Talking About
So apparently we're doing 2008 all over again, except this time it's "different" because it's called private credit instead of subprime mortgages. Cool cool cool. You guys seemed to have enjoyed my...
Becoming the Card Why This Update Actually Matters
Finally, Something for the Battle Players I've been pretty meh about Splinterlands updates lately. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the land stuff is cool for people who are into that whole thing, but ...
Resurrection Revenge When Your Tank Refuses to Stay Dead
G'day from the Drop Bears guild, yeah, that's right, I'm rolling with one of the top Aussie crews of Splinterlands degens. We're out here grinding battles, stacking wins, and occasionally witnessin...
The Fed's "Hawkish Cut" Is Peak Clown World
sps 25 cents! That's what the Federal Reserve gave us on December 10th, a quarter-point rate cut that somehow managed to feel both dovish and hawkish at the same time. If that sounds like complete ...
HPUD Flex 2288 More Reasons to Love This Blockchain!
Alright guys, listen up! It should come as absolutely NO surprise that this Hive Fan Boy has powered up 2288 Hive today for HPUD. Why? Because I'm a big dawg and that's what big dawgs DO! This brin...
Burn, Baby, Burn Cinder and the New Splinterlands Land Meta
Alright, folks, let's talk about this Land Card Edition thingamajig. Now, I gotta be upfront, I'm not a Land kinda guy. Give me a good brawl, a ranked battle that's where I get my thrills. Land? It...
Dragon's Breath? More Like Dragon's Barbecue My Scattershot Splinterlands Sanity Check
Yo, my fellow Splinterlands degens! Let's talk about a team so crazy, so off-the-rails, it just might work. I'm having trouble squeezing out these posts lately because the new guild overhaul is com...