I haven't posted since April 1st...who's the fool now? Oh..new things? Slothbuzz.com? Hive Grove? Let me see! Flame on!
Published on HivePostify by @slothburn · Thu Jul 23 2026
Slothbuzz.com pets are taking over Hive! They dragged me away from playing the cool new Hive grove game to set the Sloth pets party on FIRE!!!
I was having a chilled afternoon with the main Sloth himself, when these pesky little pets popped up demanding attention! So, being the big softie I am, I checked the Slothbuzz.com site, and what's this?
An egg? A Sloth...egg? Well...I'll be!
I guess I should hatch it and see what we've got! There's nothing else for it, I'm clicking!
My sloth companion? Interesting...Let's try the Gacha! After all, I gatcha get em all! Or something like that?
I panicked; 95 coins needed to get an egg? But then I'd need to 'Hang' or post from slothbuzz.com or something to earn them...
But then my big lazy eyes hit gold! Get your first sloth, free to start! Let's grab my starter egg! Wish me luck...
Frenie...cute...but not a FIRE sloth! Let me at em! I guess I'll need to be more active again, try to earn some burning sloths!
Aww, she also has a personal egg delivery system; let's get her out of there!
Awesome, my little forest buddy is now free to..Hang, or whatever sloths do when they're not BURNING! Wait...forrest...and fire... can only lead to one thing...BURNT TOKENS!!!
I was doing a burning thing for #SlothlySavers...I should probably check my progress on that and update it, but for now, let's just burn some sloth forest, uhm, I mean, Slothbuzz tokens down!
Oh yeah... Hive grove is growing little things too! What comes first, the sloth or the tree? Well, If you're not growing your tree in [Hive Grove](https://hivegrove.up.railway.app) made with love by @Shiftrox, then what are you doing?
Waiting for your sloth to grow? Or watching it compete in the Sloth Hanging game?
If you've posted to the Slothbuzz.com 'Shortform' portal '[Sloth Hangs](https://www.slothbuzz.com/hangs)' then your sloth companion will race to claim the golden egg! What a buzz!
See..sloths...trees...eggs...it all comes together to make Hive buzz!
#SlothlySavers update
HP Target 500 HP Current 352 - (148 Needed)
Burn 100 SlothBuzz tokens Current 29? I think... burnt - (71 to burn!) (Null balance 658)
Tags: #slothlysavers#hive-engine#bbh#pimp#alive#lolz#fun#meme#gaming